The Tucson Backgammon Society operates on a strict code of conduct, most of which is unwritten, highly questionable, and generally enforced through peer pressure and eye contact. From dice etiquette to cocktail-hand placement, the rules exist to maintain order, tradition, and just the right amount of chaos. While we finalize the official handbook (which may or may not require notarization), this page will soon outline everything from cube protocol to what happens if you bring store-bought deviled eggs. Until then, know this: shake your cup, pour your drink neat, and never — ever — interrupt someone mid-count.

Check back soon for a full breakdown of House Rules, Unofficial Penalties, and the ancient rituals of doubling. We’re polishing the phrasing, tightening the threats, and getting the wax seal ready. In the meantime, if you're caught cheating, you’ll be assigned a new name (probably Craig), a new job title (likely Sandwich Engineer), and a new zip code (definitely Scottsdale). This isn’t Monopoly night. It’s war — with felt.