Well, well, well.
Look who decided to show up…
I can’t believe you actually scanned it… wow.
I mean, We’re not impressed, but good for you! Now you should probably click a button…
So… you think you’re worthy of TBS? That’s adorable.
The Executive Team will carefully review your application—we may require a résumé, two forms of government-issued ID, your full dental records, a CA signed and reviewed by legal, an original, wet-signed, notarized certificate verifying you’ve completed at least one trust fall within the past 8 months, and three personal references who’ve seen you lose gracefully.
If chosen, don’t worry. We’ll fax you.
Ah yes, the coward’s click. Only Newsletters…
By clicking this, you’re asking to receive extremely important TBS updates and newsletters(assuming the Chairman’s Social Secretary sobers up long enough to remember the newsletter password)
You’ve chosen to avoid judgment, mental unraveling, ritual humiliation, and the soul-melting power of the doubling cube. One could argue that plausible deniability is a beautiful thing.
Not us, of course. But someone. Somewhere. - Pathetic.